Me: "Do you like it!?"
Matt: "It's great! It's all pictures..."
And then I talk about how there are different kinds of blogs and how this one is more like a documentary about what we do since I've given up trying to be a super awesome journal keeper. Plus, a picture says a thousand words. Boo ya.
BUT, then again, there are a lot of thoughts and memories and other things going on in my head that maybe I should document as well. Mostly so that my mother-in-law will continue to think I'm funny. But really more so that I don't forget everything because I have a terrible memory (except for random facts like you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey and bull sharks can survive in salt or fresh water). So, I've decided to writing some posts called "That One Time When." Please enjoy this first, and actually quite recent time when Amy learned her lesson.
That One Time When Amy Learned Her Lesson
My sister, Amy, loves to wear poser shirts (and I say this with love). She has her Star Wars shirt, her Jurassic Park shirt, her AC/DC shirt, and you get the idea. We always ask her to name at least 3 AC/DC songs when she wears the AC/DC shirt, and she has yet to come through.
Well, as Amy and I walked into WINCO a few weeks ago to do some grocery shopping to start our new diet (this one will work!), we passed some BYU t-shirts hanging on the left-hand side of the isle and the following conversation occurred:
Amy: "Ohhh those are nice shirts."
Me: "No, Amy." Knowing her love of impulse buys.
Amy: "I know, I know. I would feel weird wearing that anyway because I didn't go to BYU here in Provo."
Me: "But you feel ok wearing that?" As I point to the Star Trek shirt she had on.
Amy: "I like Star Trek, ok! You don't have to be the world's number one fan to wear a shirt about something. You and Matt need to learn that lesson." (Because Matt and I are always the first to call her out on the poser shirts).
Famous last words.
Similar shirt
As we're leaving the meat department heading into the cold stuff to buy eggs and Greek yogurt, we are approached excitedly by a tall, kind-of-chubby-but-not-fat man wearing a Superman shirt with the sleeves cut off. He had scraggly hair and looked like he may be in his early thirties-- think: your typical gamer.
Superman: "Hey, I love your shirt!"
Amy: "Oh, thanks." Thinking it was a nice compliment and that was the end of that.
But it wasn't the end, it was just the beginning.
Superman: "Are you excited for the third movie to come out?!"
Amy: "Yeah!"...with a little hesitation that I know means, "I had no idea there was a third movie coming out."
In my head: "Ohh this is SO good..."
Superman: "Have you been on the website recently? To get tickets to enter for the prize?!"
Me: "Yeah, Amy, have you been on the website??" Dripping with sarcasm.
Amy: Entering slight panic mode while suppressing an oncoming laugh attack after sending me a "don't you dare" look, "Oh, no. I haven't."
Superman: "Well, you can go on the website and be entered to win a spot on the Enterprise as an extra crew member for the movie!!!" With all the enthusiasm of a life-long, die-hard Trekkie. "There's a link on the website to get the tickets to enter. I've already got about 30!"
Amy is just staring at Superman nodding, mustering all self control to not look in my direction. If she would have, she would have seen the biggest grin/sneer as I enjoyed every minute this.
Superman: "Well, I really hope I win. I would love to be in the movie! Can you imagine being a crew member of the (official numbers here I can't remember) S. S. Enterprise! It would be so awesome!"
Amy: "Yeah, for sure! We will watch for you!"
Superman turns to walk away and says, "Be sure to get your tickets!", and I totally lose it.
Me: "You better get on and get your tickets! I CANNOT WAIT to tell Matt about this..."
Then Amy hid from Superman for the rest of the shopping trip while we laughed about how awesome and hilarious that whole encounter was.
And the moral of the story is: You may not have to be the world's largest fan to wear a shirt, but you better be prepared to defend it... and know if a third movie is coming out.